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From The Room: Todd Palin Is the Dick Cheney of Dumbasses

October 14, 2008 - The difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney is Sarah Palin didn't flunk out of college. Dick Cheney did, so he has an excuse when he can't understand the difference between illegal and unethical. Sarah Palin should know better. Smart? Ask anyone at the Weekly Standard: Sarah Palin...

From The Room: God's Plan for America (As Revealed to Todd Palin After Several Busch Light 40-Ouncers)

October 3, 2008 - 1776: America is founded on CHRISTIANITY! Also, some "consent of the governed" shit. Eat it, King George! Let's also put "all men are created equal" in there, just for shits. (We can do something good for the blacks later. O.J. gets off? Just spitballin' here.) 1783: War ends...

From The Room: 20 Things to Do Now That it's the End of the World

September 19, 2008 - 1. Become Seal's penis. 2. Have sex with a Moose. The meat is very fresh tasting and less fatty; unlike Chastity Bono. 3. Let go of that fart you have been holding onto since prom night. 4. Finally get THAT web cam and THOSE u...

TODD PALIN! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

September 19, 2008 - In their latest effort to stonewall the Alaska state legislature's Troopergate investigation of Sarah Palin, husband Todd Palin has chosen to ignore a subpoena and is refusing to testify in front of the legislative committee...

We're going with the rumor: Sarah Palin cheated on Todd

September 4, 2008 - Last weekend, we hoped that a rumor, that Trig Palin is actually Bristol Palin's son, wasn't true. Our dreams were realized on Monday, when it was confirmed that Bristol is currently 5 months pregnant with her...

Ode to Todd Palin, whose part-Eskimo sperm swims uphill, both ways

August 29, 2008 - Welcome to national politics, Todd Palin, potential Second Man of the United States and father of five! You have been googled, sir! Here's what we know about you: 1) Your sperm doesn't take "it's highly unlikely for a 43 year-old woman to get pregnant naturally" for...