September 04, 2008
Election 2008

We're going with the rumor: Sarah Palin cheated on Todd


That guy in the corner? I banged him.

Last weekend, we hoped that a rumor, that Trig Palin is actually Bristol Palin's son, wasn't true. Our dreams were realized on Monday, when it was confirmed that Bristol is currently 5 months pregnant with her very own Palin. The timeline suggests that it is very unlikely that Bristol is also Trig's mom.

Last night, we heard a rumor that we're praying is true. Sarah Palin cheated on her Eskimo husband Todd, with one of his business associates. America's top muckraking newspaper, the National Enquirer, has sent its elite team of John Edwards investigators to Alaska to get the real (or should we say rielle, har har) story.

The McCain campaign has threatened legal action, which makes it even true-ier. And unfair. You can't tell the media to back off the Palin kids and get mad when they focus on the Palin adults. There are seven Palins- we know that one (Bristol) and suspect that another (Sarah) have had sex outside of marriage. That's nearly 30 percent of the immediate Palin family.

Now that we know who Trig's mother is, there's one more question to answer. Who is his father?


"Sarah Palin-Brad Hanson Alleged Affair: It's not going to be pretty."

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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Brianna - 1 Reply
posted 12:05 pm on 09/04/2008
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Everybody go out and rent or buy the film IDIOCRACY. We're headed there at the speed of sound.

replying to Brianna; posted 4:03 pm on 09/04/2008
It's on HBO this weekend, and HBO is having a free weekend promotion for DirecTV (and maybe others).
Brianna - 1 Reply
posted 12:03 pm on 09/04/2008
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Why do you believe them when they say Bristol is 5 months pregnant?
She could be only 3 months pregnant. And getting pregnant so quickly after the birth of her son Trig, could explain why she looks more pregnant than just 3 months. Oh no, the story of Sara and Trig does
not pass the smell test by a mile. Sarah is very comfortable with lying and she'll do anything to get power including using her children for props etc. Oh those Republican values: hypocrisy, lying, cheating and stealing while lauding their god over our heads. Our forefathers must be rolling over in their graves to think they gave their lives for this bunch!

replying to Brianna; posted 12:29 am on 09/05/2008
Yeah, and it could also just be a pregnancy suit. I mean, until we see her with her clothes off, we won't know for sure that she really is pregnant. And even then, if it's just a picture or on TV it could be faked with photoshop or CG. I mean, how do we really know? I bet the sky is actually red, and I just think it's blue because of those hypocritical REPUBLICANS!
MegInPA - 1 Reply
posted 11:43 am on 09/04/2008
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You actually believe that Bristol is 5 months pregnant? Really? It's going to be a pretty sad day when she has her imaginary miscarriage.

replying to MegInPA; posted 6:08 pm on 09/05/2008
I am so certain she will have a "miscarriage" that I told my husb that if she pumps out a baby 4 months or so from now, I would xxxxxxxxxxx.